I'm not sure how Flying Spaghetti Monsters reproduce but if they did, I think the spawn of FSM would start off as a cute little baby.
Big Flying Spaghetti Monster:
The noodles are made of arctic fleece. The meatballs are made of crushed velboa.
The 2 eye-stalks and one noodly appendage are poseable in gravity-defying positions via a wire skeleton. The rest of the noodles are not poseable (for maximum cuddliness) but may be rearranged to a certain extent to suit your taste.
The packaging for the googly eyes state that they are not suitable for children under 6 years of age.
Small Flying Spaghetti Monster:
This is a miniature version of the bigger plush. It was constructed using 5 feet of "Lion Suede" Ecru coloured chenille yarn, brown 10 mm pom poms, 4 mm wiggly eyes, and 5.25 inch long handmade "pipecleaners" (made using 26 gauge white jewellery wire.) Due to the size of this plush, I wouldn't give it to a child, either.